Geranon's Dating Service ...

[Geranon Morrowind]

With all my bad luck in women these days, and lots of thought at what I would want out of a young lady, I decided to start an EQ Dating service. Don't have all the details, but I have been working on my profile.

If you want to post a profile, list it here. in similar fashion to mine.
kk thx. and hope you find someone out there in the EQ universe.

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What I want:
Hi, My name is James and I'm looking for an atractive young lady that plays eq. I only date attractive people, don't take offense, but hey, thats just me. I want a girl that has a real life in addition to eq, must play an instrument, such as a piano or guitar, or sing. I want a girl thats intelligent. Several woman have told me that they are intimidated by my intilect, and I want a girl that won't be. I prefer brunets above most girls, and ethnicity isnt that big of a deal, although I am more attracted to my own (white). Also a big must is a girl that knows what she wants. I'm sick of people that allow out side forces to dictate to them how to live their lives, and I'm not looking for a trouble maker, I just want a girl that can say, "Look, this is who I am, and this is what I want, so the rest of you can just fuck off." I'm a vegetarian so I would prefer a girl that doesnt eat meat. I know thats a tall order to subscribe too.

Who am I:
Like I said above, my name is James, I play EQ fairly regularly, but its not my entire life. I'm attending college for a Major in computer science, and a minor in theology. I'm 21 years old and I enjoy swimming, hockey, rock climbing, card games, EQ, driving my car, playing loud music, walks on the beach, watching the sunset, reading books, quite afternoons of doing nothing on a couch, and cooking. I'm a loud person, somewhat egotistical, although I'm one of those people that know alot of people, but isnt really friends with any of them, I like my solitary time. Would rather sit by myself on the grass eating lunch, then in a crowded place with tons of people. I'm philosphical, I like expressing ideas and thoughts, and I'm always opens to others opinions. You can have yours as long as I'm allowed to have mine. I'm an artists, I love drawing, I love music, been in a singing group or choir for as long as I can remember. I love sports, I played waterpolo in highschool, was a goalie for 4 years. I'm aslo somewhat of a prep, Always wearing a nice shirt or sweater around, although I wear jeans regularly. If you like going on adventures, then your my type. Dirt, while my ally, is not always my friend. I'm a clean freak at home, I vacume my floors, put stuff away, take out the trash, do the dishes, dust the shelves.

What I don't want:
I don't smoke, so sorry, no smokers.
I rarely drink, so no drunks.
I'm a health nut, so if your unhealthy, your not my type.
Messy people, I need someone that is at least somewhat clean, doesnt have to be a clean freak though. just neat.
NO MEN -- Only interested in women. So you gay guys go look somwhere else.


~~ This is a joke, kk thx ~~

[Zappo]

lord help you

[Trazz]

hehehe...

[Crimsonbanshee]

....:rolleyes:

[Zappo]

hes gunna get vidmer wanting his junk:\

[Nesuril]

Well, with all my bad luck with men I have decided to reply to Geranon's EQ dating service. To be honest, I can't help myself. He's such a stud, what hand wouldn't want to be servicing a man like that?

What I want:

Hi, my name is Rosey, and I am looking for an attractive young man who plays EQ. I only touch attractive men, so please, don't take any personal offense if you look like ass -- I won't reply. I am smart, I can play any instrument that requires fingers (no wind instruments please). Some other hands have told me they are really intimidated by the size of my fingers, and I sure hope you won't be. I have an outgoing attitude and others have said that if I want something, I just reach out and grab it! That's pretty much all I can do is grab things, so you can't get much more outgoing than that, can you!? Hehehehehehehehe. I don't eat meat, as a matter of fact I don't eat anything. See, I am a real cheap date!

Who I am:

I'm a young, hot hand that's ready, willing, and able to have a funtastic time! I consider myself sensitive and open to a caring and loving relationship with any man who will have me touch him. I know I may not look like much at first, but if you slather me in AstroGlide I'll go as long as you want me to go. I love to work out, doing things like squeezing balls (The rubber kind, not those other kinds silly!), typing on keyboards (as you can see in my picture below), so I can promise you that I won't cramp up for hours. I am loyal, I love one man! I won't ever cheat on you because I believe that our true love can last a lifetime. I sometimes like to be alone, but mostly I am a friendly and outgoing extremity and you can take me along with you wherever you go. I would love to have a man that with lather me up with lotion and trim my nails for me. Really treat me like a princess with manicures and make sure I never get hangnails! *whewf I am getting worked up just talking about it*!!!!

What I don't want:

- Construction works (You abuse me so much!)
- Gardeners (See above)
- Smokers (You make me smell yucky and turn yellow!)
- Messy people!!!! (Please clean me up when you are done!)

So..here is my picture, if you want to see me. I'm sorry if its not much to look at.

~~ This is kind of a joke, but I am also serious. So James, please, if you are interested in a palm like me, PM my email box? ~~~

[Thanapur]

Nes, you kill me!!:D

[Maegwin]

Nesuril I think thats the best post I've ever seen :D :D :D

No offense intended Ger.

[Myztlee]

Except you should have called her Palmela Handerson.

[Geranon Morrowind]

ROFL --- OMFG



hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.....

ok I have to say, I'm glad I did this, was expecting some outrageous responses, and guess what? got em... ROFL.. OMG between Zappo's little icon and Nes's post I dont know whats better. ROFL.


ok thanks for the laugh, I really needed that. Enjoy the joke, hope more funny stuff comes out of it.

[Geranon Morrowind]

omg, I'm still laughing...... lol

[Tarissa]

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Nes, I remember your hand from quite a while back! I think that deserves rephrasing. Anyway, I think it was in a thread about girlfriends or something and you posted yours :|

[Lola]

Yes, unfortunately, the judges shall have to deduct points from your post for recycling material.

[Vanuiil]

lol nes

[Nesuril]

What!?!?!!? My girlfriend is posting here????? What kind of crap is that? Geranon fuck yourself man! You stealing my woman! :mad: You touch her and you are a dead man .. or wait..she touches you .. and ..whatever. FUCKING NO WAY!








Seriousy! Come on guys! How many hand shots can one find on the internet?? Finding that one was a miracle in and of itself. It was perfect. I had to recycle!

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

Bah hehehe I fit yer profile but ummm yer too young and ummm I am too married =P

so sorry kk la~

(omg did I really say kk la~?...someone shoot me now pls)

Erin

[Llain]

TROGDOR!

[tweedius]

rofl.

-Tweed

[Thuggo]

Hello my name is Thuggo. I am looking for a woman between the ages of 20 and 30 with loose morals and who doesn't like to gab. You can smoke, drink, or not or wtf ever just don't bitch at me about innane BS for no reason. That pretty much lists my requirements so please call 1-800-4THUGGO.

[BurnemWizfyre]

My name is burnem and im looking for a woman 20-30 years old. Loving to cook is a must (also must know how), youre hobby should be cleaning (im a slob), you should only speak when spoken to, you must shower daily, Red heads prefered (must submit to IQ test if youre blonde), you can smoke, drink, do drugs (anything with needles or snorting excluded) but you must pay for youre own habbits when it comes to drugs, only attractive women should reply.

If you feel as though you meet these requirements plz send me a PM or Tell in game, thx for your time.

[Jacais]

Hello, my name is Jacais. I have personality conflicts, and the woman that wants to see me has to deal with them. I don't care how old you are, if you play EQ, your cool in my books. You better have teeth, a set of hair, and good hygeine, or my foot will escort you out the window, not the door. Must have higher morale than me and its highly recommended you look good. ~

ps: i have no morale, thx

[Vestax]

hi im vestax and my bf is zappo, please do not send him tells in game as he will most likely be cyboring me. We hope too be together very soon but him being jewish is the only thing that is holding us back.

Hoe is just his front, as he has not come out yet and the likes of lhite, zeldapika, dharrk, daeryn do not yet know.. so plz can you keep it a secret as if he found out he would no longer give me net sex.

thx

[BurnemWizfyre]

Ive gotten no PM's :(

[Anfini]

Not surprised :P

[Darsarin]

You all need some professional help.

Here is a little Prayer to say for you lonely people




FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who
thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait
weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be
annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and
begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer
to "How big's my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no
end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray
by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

[BurnemWizfyre]

That man in the female prayer doesnt exist mah friend, so sorry.

[Darsarin]

Oh I knowm but I bet the Female in the mans prayer does :D

[Llain]

Boredom!+2 much time = this:

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[nwinn]

you're a dork llaim! :D

[Elidroth]

Originally posted by Geranon Morrowind
Several woman have told me that they are intimidated by my intilect, and I want a girl that won't be. I prefer brunets above most girls, and ethnicity isnt that big of a deal, although I am more attracted to my own (white).

2 Things OK??

intellect
brunette

Thx.

[Gemmi]

Brunettes rule! ;)

[Zeldapika]

*High-fives Gemmi!*

[Geranon Morrowind]

So sorry, Brunettes > all others !!

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

Bah~!!!! Everyone knows that redheads are the win =P

Erin

[Exitilus]

I second the call for redheads!


-Exit

[nwinn]

blondes have the most fun! :P

[Buazag Bonesteel]

While hair color isn't really at the top of my list as far as desireable qualities that I look for.....I do love red heads :p

Hmm...Erin said Redheads are the win....could be she IS one?? Maybe I WILL start stalking you :D :D

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

Lol Buazag!!...yes I am a red head...even if ya can't tell it by mah pic

Erin

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Yeah those little pics don't show detail very well....for instance in mine my skin looks green :D

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

yeah whats up with that?...thought you got some cream to take care of that ??? hehe


yer right...I need to get a better picture done lol there is a clearer picture amongst lotta other CO folks RL pics on Kelsar's website (RL Pix Page 3 ):

http://www.kelsar.freewebspace.com

but its still a blue tinted pic

Erin

[BurnemWizfyre]

I think im in love with erinonz

[tweedius]

Red heads!

-Tweed

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

/blush

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Now that I've taken the time to go have a look see at the CO pics it brings to mind a question I always had about something. How in the heck does having a pierced lip not get in the way when kissing??

Knowing me, I could never have a pierced lip or tongue....I would be constantly poking at it and wind up with the mother of all infections heh. But at least the tongue piercing is more or less out of the way ;)

That said...If those pics are all genuine then Erin is one of quite a few very attractive CO ladies =) It always somewhat surprises me to see the number of women that do play EQ and other online games. I guess to some extent I always sort of bought into the stereotype that video games are a guys world. Glad to see that I'm wrong....it gives me hope that someday I will find that Mrs. right that can actually at least understand and hopefully share in my hobby :p

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

lol well um I have never had a problem with the ring or kissing...don't really so much notice it honestly... after about the first month I barely noticed it being there...do have to take it out when visiting the parents lmao my mother hates it so!

so far as the pics...yeah CO has some real cuties...guys and gals and you would not believe how many couples we have that have have met and married in rl due to video games =) (we have an extraordinary amount of married couples in CO hehehe)

makes ya feel kinda warm and fuzzy to know that love can be found pretty much anywhere if yer heart is open to the possibilities =)

Erin

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Originally posted by Erinonz of Crystal O


makes ya feel kinda warm and fuzzy to know that love can be found pretty much anywhere if yer heart is open to the possibilities =)

Erin


Well then....I definitely think Erin is hitting on me :D

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

Soooooo Buazag...why so never visit the CO MBs? huh? huh? huh?

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Well it took me like 15 minutes of searching for an active link but I managed ;)

Now I have yet another venue in which to plant the devious little seeds that will result in your moving to NY and becoming my love slave....er...did I say that out loud? Oops :D

When I got around to introducing you to my Mother she would be all nice and polite on the surface while inside having a total hissy fit over that pierced lip. That is a plus in my book :p

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

rofl yer so bad Buaz!

guess I could have posted the link eh?

www.crystal-oracle.org

(not that ya really need it now hehehe)

Erin

ps... I should tell you that I am a small town girl...NY scares the hell outta me lol

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Ahh but I don't live in NYC....I live in Syracuse. Much smaller ;)

[BurnemWizfyre]

I live in a very small town of about 9,000 people, have 5 piercings myself and 3 tatoo's (none you can see unless my shirt is off) also im much more handsome then buazag~!

[tweedius]

look at both of your avatars tho :|

scary.

[BurnemWizfyre]

whats wrong with bogart?

[tweedius]

looks like frankenstein to me...am I the only one?

-Tweed

[BurnemWizfyre]

looks like bogart with a cigarette in his mouth to me :P

[Vidmer]

I never had an idea what it was, it just looked creepy.

[Vinilaa]

Burn's avatar has always looked like Bogart to me... I've never been clear on what Buaz's is supposed to be... :D

[Buazag Bonesteel]

My avatar is Kain from Blood Omen (http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/gameId,2207/) ....an old playstation game that was actually one of the most fun gaming experiences I've had. I just happened to play it at just the right time I guess. Very atmospheric with a cool storyline and awesome voicework.

I don't have really any recent pictures of myself or a scanner to put them on my comp. I also never really had the ambition to try and mess around with photoshop or anything to make an EQ avatar. So I just went looking for premade ones out there on the net and found this one that kind of suits.

Bogart may be a little bit better looking...being human and all....but Kain could kick his ass :D

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

heheh you guys are crazy =)

and I agree with Buaz...Blood Omen was a great game...when Legacy of Kain first came out I had not seen or thought of EQ, so I got just as caught up in those games as I am with EQ now...unfortunately, with my addictive personality hehehe I am a one game at a time kinda gal...so EQ wins for now =P

soooo what kinda Tattoos Burnem? I like most tattoos so long as they are well done...have one myself in the small of my back =) gotta tell ya honestly though, if I had, had the foresight to have the guy hit me with that needle gun before putting ink in it...I would not have that one...hurt like hell and tickled at the same time because I am wayyyy ticklish lol I was so confuse... didn't know if I should scream or laugh the whole time!

Bet that would drive yer mother insane too eh Bauz? rofl

Erin

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Nah not so much I don't think.....she only bitched for a little while when I got mine ;) I've got an eagle over a sunset on my right arm. I kind of lucked out because I did absolutely no homework on it....just went out with a bunch of friends one night and we wound up at the tatoo parlor. I've seen a ton of tatoos that really suck.....mine turned out really well. been 12 years now and it still looks as good as day 1.

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

I ended up drawing mine because after 3 months of looking I just could not find one that I liked enough to agree to...

mine is "v" shaped, located at the top of mah bottom (very bottom, middle of my back) lol...looks like two waves arching out with a pentacle in the middle...and the guy that did mine, did an amazing job with the coloring ...the way the blue / green blended for that ocean water effect is phenominal...I am very happy with it and am glad that I had it done instead of chickening out hehehe

so, Buazicakes...why did you decide on the eagle / sunset?

[Lola]

And we'll be back with "Flirting with Erinonz" after these commercials...

[Ktul]

No doubt, CO women are very pleasing to the eye /roar Erin and Xonovia =o

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

lmao meeeeow!

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Commercials huh? You mean we have sponsers? :D

Like I said...I really lucked out. In a way I picked it because it seems to represent a certain freedom....as well as patriotism (the eagle is clutching a banner that says Navy on it as well as the eagle being a national symbol kinda thing) After looking through all the guys books I settled on this as the one I liked best.

I also really like the job he did in coloring....it's as vibrant looking now as it was when I got it. I have seen a ton of tatoos that are either an ugly green color to start with or have just faded over time. Mine is quality work.

The luck part is that first of all we just happened to go somewhere that did good work. We didn't ask around or put much thought into it....it was just the closest place to the base. Second...we were all moderately drunk so it was entirely possible that I could have walked out of there with something hideous on me that I would have had to have removed when I sobered up ;)

In retrospect I do kind of wish that I had put more thought into it and maybe gotten something a little different sometimes. A dragon or some such fantasy based thing might have been a bit more suited to me....but overall I am pretty happy with what I have. I occasionally think about getting another but so far I just haven't really wanted to enough. 1 is cool but I'm not sure I'd want a lot and getting a tatoo at least for me is something you need to be totally sure of if you expect to be happy with it. I lucked out once with getting a tatoo on a whim.....wouldn't expect that to happen again =D

[BurnemWizfyre]

one tribal on each of my arms, "ELIZABETH" on my back (my daughter from my ex-wife) yes im single /wink.....pierced tongue left eye brow and both ears.

[Crimsonbanshee]

O.o

[Vidmer]

Bogart is less creepy then that description =p

[nwinn]

You got elizabeth tattoo'd on your back, lol? What does your daughter think, she's old enough to read her name now isn't she? he he


This is my tattoo on my shoulder, so there I'm cool too! :P

...just the butterfly not the words, btw :|

And, on my ankle I have a little flower that's dime-size. It looks like my avatar flower but, green center, no smiley, and only 5 petals which are blue!

[Vestax]

dis is mine, Getting my back one done soon, and jess`s name done on the top left of my arm soon.

[BurnemWizfyre]

No she is still 3, 4 soon...i dint learn to read till 5 so figured thats when we will teach her :P

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

very kewl =)

I have given thought to one more tattoo but will probably never get it done...I think I would like to have some Celtic knotwork design or tribal design done on the back of my neck....but I also think I am too scared to go through the pain again lol

but who knows...maybe I will get tuff one day and do it!

Erin

[BurnemWizfyre]

im kinda odd, where i am free with the piercings i dont think people should get tattoo's anywhere joe blow stranger can see if youre wearing normal clothing :P

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

Yerp...yer odd =P

j/k

Erin

[nwinn]

If you have the idea for another tattoo, you'll get it someday Erin! I wanted the butterfly on my shoulder and talked/thought about it for about a year then... this guy I was dating said he wanted to get one also, why don't we draw them up and go together... then, he decided his ex-girlfriend was more interesting :rolleyes: SO, I went and got it to 'spite' him but since I'd been thinking about it for so long, I just needed that little extra push to go do it cause, they HURT!!!


So, like if you want your tattoo soon but need a little more motivation, talk someone into griefing you or something :|

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

at the moment I dunna think the amount of grief to push me to get another one, could possibly outweigh the amount of grief I would get if I DID get it hehehe so I guess I will wait it out and see what happens in the future

Erin

[Lola]

then, he decided his ex-girlfriend was more interesting

Hahahaha. Actually, I hear there was a rather large monetary transaction involving Lexi, that had more to do with it...

[Vanuiil]

Originally posted by Vestax
dis is mine, Getting my back one done soon, and jess`s name done on the top left of my arm soon.

ull always regret the name part in the end~

[Tarissa]

Do not get a girls name permanently put on any part of your body! :D:D

Unless it says "mom"

[Geranon Morrowind]

I do a lot of art, and have drawn alot of tatoo's. Have 4 people actually wearing my art around, kinda cool to think about. While I do not have any tatoo's myself, nor do I plan on getting one, I'm currently designing one for my brother. A Giant Claymore with a Crystalline dragon woven around it with a celtic knot along the blade crossing the tip of the sword and finishing just below. When i finish it I might just show it.

[Zappo]

and the cool thing about getting the mom tatto is when you do a hand stand it says Wow!

[nwinn]

Originally posted by Lola
Hahahaha. Actually, I hear there was a rather large monetary transaction involving Lexi, that had more to do with it...

bah, lol :P That was before I met josh! :D

[Geranon Morrowind]

Just finished the first runthrough about my brothers Sword with a Dragon, didnt do the runes like I had originally thought, but I liked the effect, need to work the knots out a tad better, but like I said, first draft.
http://www.mcduffie.net/james/images/swdragon.jpg

Wut you think?

[BurnemWizfyre]

a girls name unless it says mom, do you think i regret putting my daughters name on it...shit as bad as i am with dates ive been tempted to put her birthdate below her name ;P

[Erinonz of Crystal O]

Lol Burnem too funny

Love the pic Geranon hun...can't wait to see the finished product =)

Erin

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Very cool Ger. Every now and then I am tempted to get another tatooo that is something similar to that. I only have the one and I like it but it IS just a tad generic. I'm just not sure where I would put it that it would both look good and yet not be really noticeable all the time. I don't want any tatoos that are really in your face.....they need to be able to be hidden when I want heh.

On a side note...I don't think I would ever get a name put on me either. Even one thats safe like a daughter or Mom. I just wouldn't want Mom tatood on me heh....and what if you wind up having 5 kids.....get ALL their names tatood on you? Or leave the rest out and make em feel bad? ;)

To each their own though....tatoos are a very personal thing.....which is why I kind of laugh when someone goes out on a whim and gets something really gay put on them that will last a lifetime :p

[Saztin]

I'm thinking about getting a tatoo but the wife is against it. I want a meat tag. It's a Marine tradition of sorts. A meat tag is a dog tag with real info and the chain is done so it appears to go through the skin on the left ribcage.

Saz

[Gen]

something generic like...looking through a book and picking out a peice of flash? :)

actually, i am a piercer/tattoo artist, have 3 tattoos so far, and 5 piercings. been meaning to get a digi camera and a scanner to post some of my work on the PM site to show some of the people who were interested.

annnyway, just saw this thread and figured i would chime in with my own 2cp, nice reading about the pierced/inked people of eq :)