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[Quintissimo]

Hello all you crazy kids.

Graccus Spiritmight, lost Paladin of Erollisi Marr, sends his best, as he wanders the West Commons adding homemade meat pies to the loot tables of the denizens there. As for myself, things go well on da Hammer. If you're even in the neighborhood, stop in and say howdy.

Oh, and Lron -- you're now the official Rivervale pimp. Huzzah!

[Lronius de la Mancha]

I've always been the official Rivervale Pimp. Shagging Mayor Gubbns daughter and Sheriff Rogglos wife deemed it so.

I miss mah Graccus

[Parak]

Vile paladin!

[Myztlee]

Hey Quint, and all the rest! Send everyone all my best!

Troll poetry, much better than Vogon poetry.

Grrrrr. Bark. Bark. Grrrrr.

Myz

[Quintissimo]

...that everyone who's cool has a special title. Lron = Village Idiot, for example. Me... I got "Newbie!!~@$#%%" Even though I am sure that's standard operating procedure, it *is* pretty appropriate. Last night, in West Freeport, a young "GRACUS" was heard shouting throughout the zone...

Gracus shouts, "LEHP I NED A SORD NE1"

Gracus auctions, "WHARE R ORKS"

Gracus shouts, "I FITE RATSS!!!1111111!!11"

I pollute your server with these, and other gems. Be advised.

[Sirensa]

Where?!?!

I only see yet another one of my minions escaped from the ghetto... *sigh*


MUAHAHAHAHA

Check your private messages Dr00d.

[Deidden]

You must come visit us on irc~!

[Quintissimo]

...to ding 60, it was me in the Ghetto. On a raid no less! OMG, I should post a few screens of some of the CRAP we found in there.

Princess Scaresma (sp) dropped -- SIREN'S PARTS AND A SAPPHIRE.

FUCK YOU, MY SIRENS PARTS.

And as for my status as a minion, I expect to see that oversight corrected TOOT SWEET. I am nub "minion". Knavery.

[Sirensa]

*wails*

/rude Knave.

And your title stands adjusted!!

[Quintissimo]

KNAVERY.

[Lronius de la Mancha]

quint got owned
gg