I Wanna Be Hoss (song)

[ent]

Tongue firmly in cheek.
To those I know, yep still writing this kinda crap. To those I don't, well, deal, you don't gotta read it.

I Wanna Be Hoss
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(orig - I Want A New Drug - Huey Lewis and the News)

I wanna be Hoss
I think they're real slick
As long as they don't crash my zone
But some of them can suck my ...

I wanna be Hoss
But thinking hurts my head
Applying makes my mouth go dry
Cause they kill those mobs dead

They sometimes make me nervous
Wondering what to do
Would joining make me ubar too?
That robe story really true?

I wanna be Hoss
Be part of the drill
But new armor costs too much
Do they come in a pill?

I wanna be Hoss
Cause they won't go away
I can stay up all night
But I can't really sleep all day

They often make me nervous
Wondering what they do
All those toons are so much better than me and you
Better than me or you
Could I run with that crew?

I wana be Hoss
Doing things like they should
They do make some peeps feel bad
And could they hang in the 'hood?

I wanna be Hoss
There is no doubt
Would they think I sing to much?
Can I act like a lout?

They sure do make make me nervous
Wondering what they do
Would they make welcome, maybe say hi too?
Or am I alone and blue?

Alone and blue baby

[sendain]

ROFLMAN mayb eplay more EQ if you get this much time on your hands

WAIT thats a Song to

I got to much time on my hand's
to much time on my hand's

[Llain]

hey ent...chill.

[Ktul]

Says the guy with a spastic avatar

[Llain]

restrained myself from saying something offensive to entariene because I still had a shred of respect for him even after he came on our forums and pretty much bashed us....the biggest insult of all is he used hewey lewis to do it...

[nwinn]

Originally posted by Llain
hewey lewis...


Huey Lewis :|

[Vestax]

Bless you

[Ktul]

Just for that I edited you into my song bitch!

[ent]

Disclaimer:
gah edit, that was a lil harsh, it's Monday
But really, laugh a little.
Hoss is the top guild on the server, I don't have a problem with any member I can recall, nor the guild as a whole. Thought some might find it mildly amusing...

Ahh. well. Apologies to the thin skinned.

[Zarwin]

How many EQ songs have you done now ent?

[Zeldapika]

Hi ent :)

[ent]

I think running up on 50 or so. One of these days I'll get off my ass and make a web site...to the utter horror of any unlucky enough to stumble across it.

Only one I ever get asked for tho' is Yendii.

Hug 'pika.

[Kaneis]

Ent... you still have issues. :)

[ent]

No, all out of tissues, sorry. Used 'em all up wiping mah eyes after the last time I asked you to CoP me.

[sendain]

Ent for real man that was a Funny ass song

[Woodash]

Those of you taking offense have no idea that Ent is the "EQ song man!"

He's been doing EQ songs for years now! :)

I think a lot of people are waiting for a website to browse through the favorites and classic's heh.

and if you are in HOSS and actually took offense? oh gimme a break, and GIMME My epic back! ('cause everyone knows you stole it)

Oh, and no more killing the speeper!

[Llain]

dude i dont care, never compare me to some no talent 80's hack!

[Lonskils]

seriously Lain take a chill pill we get it you don't like it

[ent]

ok, ok Llain bet you bitch about this no name grp too...
By way of further apology a Hoss exclusive parody!
(well at least for like 10 mins till I post on our boards)

Let Me Pee
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(orig - Let It Be - The Beatles)

When find myself knee deep in mobs
Things getting hairy next to me
I feel a sudden urge, let me pee
And in this raid of fast moves
Just want a urinal in front of me
Hold up on the pulling, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee
Please stop the pulling, let me pee

And when the broken spawn is popping
Bad timing, I must agree
Tell that to my bladder, let me pee
For although it's true I farted, there is
pressure building up in me
Let me pee, let me pee. Yeah
Gonna burst a gut here, let me pee

And when the night is over
There is still some beer that left in me
Pee on 'til tommorrow, so I pee
I wake up to the sound of cursing
My lovely bride she comes to me
Slaps me on the forehead
Musta missed the toilet, when I pee
When I pee, when I pee
I was in a hurry, when I pee
Let me pee, let me pee
Guess I better clean up, all that pee

[Zarxen]

Good stuff Ent =)

[nwinn]

/cry, I love the Beatles and now every time I listen to Let it Be I'll be thinking Let Me Pee!!! :|