how in the hell do I keep getting on dumbass lists

[Varran]

this is the latest email to my normal addy :

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.


wtf?

I think I just need to change addys again

[Myztlee]

I like how they spell "vendor" wrong.

[Vinilaa]

Actually it's correct either way.

ven·dor also vend·er
n.
One that sells or vends: a street vendor; a vendor of software products on the Web.
A vending machine.

[Dharrk]

I get spam junkmail now that gets around filters. They still have messages like buy this product in the title, but they add extra spaces and letters like: b uyv tthi s pro dxxuct

:|

[Myztlee]

I like how they spell "vendor" differently in every sentence.

[Tilea]

They really need to make laws to govern all that crap, so they can put the people who originate the spam mail to death.

[Thuggo]

This can only happen by giving your email address out to numerous porn sites. You should be ashamed vile dorf.