They have them on DVD now - I bought a half dozen of them or so - always made me laugh big time.
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They have them on DVD now - I bought a half dozen of them or so - always made me laugh big time.
Say what?Quote:
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Other valid Idaho slogans....Quote:
Originally posted by Darsarin
Alternative State Slogans
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Idaho: If you thought the Civil War was bad, wait until the Northern and Southern Idahoan finally decide to uncork.
Idaho: Actually, we grow less potatoes than Oregon or Washington
Idaho: Home of the world's largest freestanding dam.
Idaho: Home of the world's most un-economical hydro-electric dam.
Idaho: Home of the biggest gawdamn dam that can't pay for itself.
Idaho: Home of the third-best state for quality higher-education at an affordable cost.
Idaho: State with the best prospects for higher education per student per capita.
Idaho: State with the second-worst record of high-school graduates attending higher education.
Idaho: Home of the Utah Lottery
Northern Idaho: Don't EVEN talk to us about fucking potatoes
Southern Idaho: We don't really want Northern Idaho
Northern Idaho: We want to be part of Washington
Idaho: We have the largest maximum security prison that is within spitting distance of a high school (Orofino, Idaho - outer edge of Idaho State Maximum Security Prison is 4 meters away from the Orofino High School parking lot. But it's ok, it used to be an insane asylum, which is where Orofino High got it's mascot, The Maniac.)
Idaho: State with the third-largest pristine salmon and steel-head hatching grounds, although 70% of the fish have to arrive by bus.
Idaho: Largest population of bald eagles in the lower-48 states. But, since all the salmon and steelhead are riding busses, the eagles are usually eating from garbage cans and shagging smokes from the loggers.
Idaho: The racists are moving here by the GROSS. And Californians. And the native Idahoans are trying to figure out how to kill off both.
Idaho: We killed off all the bears, only to find out just how fucking badass all the elk and moose are when there aren't any bears around to keep them in their place.
Idaho: Where it is still legal for a 12-year old to drive a 5-ton grain truck (usually built in the 1950s) on the highway.
Idaho: A beautiful, rural, and large state populated by roughly one million people who have spread themselves out so evenly across the state that it's fucking impossible for us to ever fix our roads.
Idaho: Where 12% of the state highways are still dirt road.
Idaho: In spite of it all, we still have the 4th largest nuclear research facility.
Ah, Idaho - we have the second largest population of loggers per capita, and these loggers are some serious redneck, corkboot, pine-tar-and-mud-to-the-eyeballs hardhat wearing motherfucking Republicans. We also have the fifth-highest percentage of pickup trucks per household, but believe me buddy do NOT ask a logger where his truck his, any self-respecting flannel wearing corkboot-sporting logger drives a Subaru. Pickups are for the fucking Forest Service.
Idaho is so ... weird.
-- Peotr (The Normal Guy) ©™
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lol that list had me rolling in the floor =p
Mine or Seanreisks?
I like Ohio
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You smell like cheese Darsarin!
US geographical ignorance prompts the question, what is this dam that gets mentioned so often?
I liked :
"Idaho: We killed off all the bears, only to find out just how fucking badass all the elk and moose are when there aren't any bears around to keep them in their place. "
There is a reason for nature's balance...
And this one made me laugh too:
"Idaho: A beautiful, rural, and large state populated by roughly one million people who have spread themselves out across the state so perfectly that it's fucking impossible for us to ever fix our roads. "
You want prisons, try Kingston, Ontario. There are 7 prisons in the city and surrounding area, including maximum security and the women's prison right in the middle of the city. Though most of the time, the biggest cause of trouble are the drunken Queen's University students at Homecoming.
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Originally posted by Lexoon
Peotr's~
You smell like cheese Darsarin!
mystery science theater 3000... why damn if that isn't it. Although the one I watched was actually on the movie network here in canada, which is why I thought it was a movie.
Damn if it wasnt funny.
Canadian bacon is on tho.... so no more distractions from you lot pls.
I am bored =x
hi! bye! see ya around~!
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