Fly fatman, FLY!
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Fly fatman, FLY!
There are lots of women in the world, but not all of them will bring you lasagna while you work.
man, i wasn't even supposed to be here today =/
I am so beat to shit from working on my house all weekend, I'm dying to get back to the office for some rest. 'Had a painting crew here all weekend, today on x2 O/T. Yikes.
"Adventure? Excitement?...A jedi craves not these things..."
oh yeah, and also...
"Oh, hey! A sailboat!"
When lord, when can your humble servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead?
Well, well, well, look at these two morose motherfuckers right here...
/em is SO pleased to PL his post count guilt-free w/ Kevin Smith quotes
...and after it's all over, you turn to him and say 'Thank you for a wonderful tea party'
Call me....Darth Balls! BONG!
I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebady...
Hey Baby! Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!?!
We're gonna bust that shit up like a high school kegger. We're just gonna do it X-Men style.
Ya'know something, Silent Bob? Youre a rude motherfucker...I'd like to go down on you, suck you...line up three other guys, and make like a circus seal...
No more quotes, Grim? :(
This was so my ticket to dancing stars, too...
What the hell are you bitches babbling about?
Ah, Fuckbeans! That was them, wasn't it?
No no no.. The CLIT is real... The Female Orgasm, THAT is the myth...
C'mon boys, lets go back to the station house and cornhole us a drunk
who would pay to see a movie about that?
Tell you what...look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks you should pull your dick out...
(quick cut to Silent Bob who then makes THE FUNNIEST Kevin Smith mugging of all time)