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Party=correct sir
My turn!
1.) Those people that I label, Captain Obvious...
2.) Random injuries due to lifting
3.) McDonalds - Catepillar fried in your fries = never eat there again
4.) My knee
5.) Idiots
6.) 151
7.) and.... pretentious bitches!
There are prolly more, I just don't wanna bore you all
So, you've switched from :P to :) Burn?? Why didn't you tell me? I thought you wanted to listen to me blab on and on about this and that!! I feel so violated!
:D
1) Cruel people
2) rudeness and people who belittle others to make themselves look better
3) thoose stupid break at the corner tabs u have to break on yoghurts cos 9 times outta 10 it wont work and u will get splashed with yoghurt.
4) people who go swimming and decided to stop mid swim and have a conversation so your constantly swimming round them
5) WHen your in a rush to go our somewhere and u have limited time and ahousemate parent or whoever decides to then come and have a heart to heart or indepth conversation, when they have been able to talk to you all day, but decide at that specific moment as your getting ready to sit down and chat...
6) Tuna, tuna fish is the route of all evil.......
The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is
the 81 year old lady who spilledcoffee on herself and sued McDonalds. This
case inspired an annual award - The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous
lawsuits in the U.S.
The following are this year's candidates:
1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by
a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was
running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were
understandably surprised at the verdict, considering it was Ms. Robertson's
son.
2. June 1998: A 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and
medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.
Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the
car, when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
3. October 1998: A Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a
house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to
get the garage door to
go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't
re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked
when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr.Dickson found himself
locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he
found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance
claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to
the tune of half a million dollars.
4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500
and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door
neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard.
The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been
just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it
repeatedly with a pellet gun.
5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of
Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke
her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her
boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the
owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom
window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while
Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to
avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental
expenses.
And the winner is...
Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000 Mr. Grazinski
purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home,
having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly
left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee.
Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr.
Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he
couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie.
(Winniebago actually changed their handbooks on the back of this court case,
just in case there are any other complete morons buying theirvehicles.)
just thought I'd share
Lucci
The fact that you call these Stella awards and that it reads like typical forwarded E-mail urban legend crap makes me somewhat skeptical.. The actual McDonald's coffee case doesn't seem so frivolous when you know the facts. I wouldn't be surprised to find that these anecdotes have been skewed to give the wrong impression as well.
People who can't pay late fees at the video store.
no, not 100 percent true, what posts on any boards can really be fully believed? sorry it not the point of the thread, and I appreciate your promptness on *actual events*
meant for it to be ever so slightly entertaining. apparently I failed.
o well I got a smile out of it
Quite possible I was testing the waters of communication on these boards since I am new to posting here, and that thread was just a nothing piece of literature that someone else wrote to say something that might get a response.
o my stars.... that phrase of honesty just fell right off my fingertips ..
well now you know so you can go back to not caring. lol
Be good to my friends, Im still way possessive, I am also proud of the way i see them handle themselves in the general chats board. *Lucci thumbs up on that*
Lucci
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