this thread could overthrow the original muahahha in a few short years =\
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this thread could overthrow the original muahahha in a few short years =\
I don't think it would take that long.
CONGRATULATIONS!
-- Peotr (The Normal Guy) ©™
thx!
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there is no reason this thread shouldn't be at top at all times.... if you post in another thread in this forum, you bump this post, simple as that... DONT let it happen again.
That is all~
/salute
Yes Sir!
Yeah, so Rebirth of Mothra or some crap is on the scifi channel right now and the scifi channel is on my TV. All I can say is that these effects are truely "special."
My post count is fairing quite well as of late~
You just can't beat low budget 70's Scifi movies for good special effects.
hehehe or classic Star Trek!!!!!!!!:D
I'm more into the true classics like:
Debie Does Dallas
WTF Classic = Debbie Does Dallas.
Damn it I was geting there.
Sexual exploitation of women = Bad
Unless I'm the one doing it. :D
Alternative State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!
what was the name of that sci fi movie that had these guys sitting in a movie theatre making smartass comments about old sci fi movies? It occurs to me that they were being held captive or something and forced to watch old movies as a torture.
cant for the life of me remember anything other than the fact that I really found it funny the first time I watched it.
Their is a TV show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000" that makes fun of movies. It's a guy and 2 robots.
Link here
Not a movie - a funny TV series on the Sci Fi channel. Mystery Science Theatre 3000.Quote:
Originally posted by Varran
what was the name of that sci fi movie that had these guys sitting in a movie theatre making smartass comments about old sci fi movies?
Sadly, it wasn't always great - sometimes you wanted to actually hear the (usually terrible) movie they were playing. Sometimes they just weren't funny.
However, Mystery Science Theatre 3000 gave a whole new generation a great reason to smoke pot.
-- Peotr (The Normal Guy) ©™
P.S. I don't smoke pot.
I thought MST3k was always funny. Unfortunately it's only on Saturday mornings and I don't like mornings that much
They have them on DVD now - I bought a half dozen of them or so - always made me laugh big time.
Say what?Quote:
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Other valid Idaho slogans....Quote:
Originally posted by Darsarin
Alternative State Slogans
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Idaho: If you thought the Civil War was bad, wait until the Northern and Southern Idahoan finally decide to uncork.
Idaho: Actually, we grow less potatoes than Oregon or Washington
Idaho: Home of the world's largest freestanding dam.
Idaho: Home of the world's most un-economical hydro-electric dam.
Idaho: Home of the biggest gawdamn dam that can't pay for itself.
Idaho: Home of the third-best state for quality higher-education at an affordable cost.
Idaho: State with the best prospects for higher education per student per capita.
Idaho: State with the second-worst record of high-school graduates attending higher education.
Idaho: Home of the Utah Lottery
Northern Idaho: Don't EVEN talk to us about fucking potatoes
Southern Idaho: We don't really want Northern Idaho
Northern Idaho: We want to be part of Washington
Idaho: We have the largest maximum security prison that is within spitting distance of a high school (Orofino, Idaho - outer edge of Idaho State Maximum Security Prison is 4 meters away from the Orofino High School parking lot. But it's ok, it used to be an insane asylum, which is where Orofino High got it's mascot, The Maniac.)
Idaho: State with the third-largest pristine salmon and steel-head hatching grounds, although 70% of the fish have to arrive by bus.
Idaho: Largest population of bald eagles in the lower-48 states. But, since all the salmon and steelhead are riding busses, the eagles are usually eating from garbage cans and shagging smokes from the loggers.
Idaho: The racists are moving here by the GROSS. And Californians. And the native Idahoans are trying to figure out how to kill off both.
Idaho: We killed off all the bears, only to find out just how fucking badass all the elk and moose are when there aren't any bears around to keep them in their place.
Idaho: Where it is still legal for a 12-year old to drive a 5-ton grain truck (usually built in the 1950s) on the highway.
Idaho: A beautiful, rural, and large state populated by roughly one million people who have spread themselves out so evenly across the state that it's fucking impossible for us to ever fix our roads.
Idaho: Where 12% of the state highways are still dirt road.
Idaho: In spite of it all, we still have the 4th largest nuclear research facility.
Ah, Idaho - we have the second largest population of loggers per capita, and these loggers are some serious redneck, corkboot, pine-tar-and-mud-to-the-eyeballs hardhat wearing motherfucking Republicans. We also have the fifth-highest percentage of pickup trucks per household, but believe me buddy do NOT ask a logger where his truck his, any self-respecting flannel wearing corkboot-sporting logger drives a Subaru. Pickups are for the fucking Forest Service.
Idaho is so ... weird.
-- Peotr (The Normal Guy) ©™
CONGRATULATIONS!
lol that list had me rolling in the floor =p
Mine or Seanreisks?
I like Ohio
Peotr's~
You smell like cheese Darsarin!
US geographical ignorance prompts the question, what is this dam that gets mentioned so often?
I liked :
"Idaho: We killed off all the bears, only to find out just how fucking badass all the elk and moose are when there aren't any bears around to keep them in their place. "
There is a reason for nature's balance...
And this one made me laugh too:
"Idaho: A beautiful, rural, and large state populated by roughly one million people who have spread themselves out across the state so perfectly that it's fucking impossible for us to ever fix our roads. "
You want prisons, try Kingston, Ontario. There are 7 prisons in the city and surrounding area, including maximum security and the women's prison right in the middle of the city. Though most of the time, the biggest cause of trouble are the drunken Queen's University students at Homecoming.
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Originally posted by Lexoon
Peotr's~
You smell like cheese Darsarin!
mystery science theater 3000... why damn if that isn't it. Although the one I watched was actually on the movie network here in canada, which is why I thought it was a movie.
Damn if it wasnt funny.
Canadian bacon is on tho.... so no more distractions from you lot pls.
I am bored =x
hi! bye! see ya around~!
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