Movie Quotes Part Duex

"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. "

The Jerk! Classic movie...

"Maybe they couldn't figure out what what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything"

Mouse from The Matrix.

"Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man."

The Big Lebowski...

"Does Barry Manillo know that you raid his wardrobe?"

Breakfast Club

"To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."

Caddyshack

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

full metal jacket.

An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

Well Skaara, I was waiting to see if anyone else knew your quote. I see no one did...

Bulletproof Monk.

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."

Clerks

"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary. "

Office Space


"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food"

Sixteen Candles

"Game over man, game over."

Alien

"Sir, if I was building a weapon of mass destruction, you wouldn't be able to find it."

The Astronaut Farmer

"Do I have to drink my own pee? No, but I do anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste!"

Dodgeball

And to correct Skaara, it was Aliens, not Alien.

[Person 1] "Are we shooting?"
[Person 2] "Are we what?"
[Person 1] "Are we shooting people or what?"
[Person 2] "Are we shooting?"
[Person 1] "That's what I'm asking you!"
[Person 2] "What's the answer?"
[Person 1] "I don't know the answer! That's what I'm trying to find out!"

Three Kings

"It does not make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Biggest Lighting Fixture Chain in the Southland."

Thanks for setting me straight peotr :o

Starsky and Hutch (2004)

"... you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't."

McLintock

"Could you make your dining experience a little less obtrusive?"

Skaara, dude, where do you come up with these quotes....

Be Cool

Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song? "I love you." That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now."

Question:

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Originally Posted by Lonskils

Skaara, dude, where do you come up with these quotes....

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Originally Posted by Forty

Be Cool

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[Person1]: And what's with that gay fucking look, I thought Sam was going to saunter over Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
[Person 2]: Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
[Person 1]: And then after the Frodo and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Frodo's mouth

Clerks II

"You are good Earthling, but not good enough. Insert coin."

"Nightmares" and in particular... The Bishop of Battle.

"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. "

One of my personal favorites.

Fight Club

"Bring me everyone." "What do you mean everyone?" "EVERYONE!!!!!!!"

The Professional... I think

You can do better than that.

P1: "Just how dangerous is he?"
P2: "Compared to what? The bubonic plague?"

Woody Harelson in No Country for Old Men

"You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you! "

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P1: "Just how dangerous is he?"
P2: "Compared to what? The bubonic plague?"

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I know it, but I want other ppl to play lol!

Yea, slackers. Pick up the pace.

This really makes me want to watch a good movie.

I want to say hudsucker proxy.


I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias You can't marry him!

I know it, as well as most of the others, but I can't think of a truly good movie quote for the life of me. So someone else will have to answer. :D

Skaara: No.

O Brother Where Art Thou. Great movie.

"Oh Jesus Christ... I need a doctor, man... I can't take it man, my arm, MY FUCKING ARM!" There HAS to be a better quote from this movie, but I can't think of one for the life of me.

Requiem for a Dream

[Person 1] I'm in a dry spell.
[Person 2]: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
[Person 1]: I've had sex.
[Person 2]: With a human being?
[Person 1]: Who's making up all these rules?

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Originally Posted by Wresh

Requiem for a Dream

[Person 1] I'm in a dry spell.
[Person 2]: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
[Person 1]: I've had sex.
[Person 2]: With a human being?
[Person 1]: Who's making up all these rules?

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you win. post another!

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Originally Posted by Skaara

you win. post another!

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Cebee knew it, but she never posted anything on the name of the movie.


The answer to my last one is...

Grind

We'll take the house. Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It's been pre-disastered. We're going to be safe here

World According to Garp...love that move.


"The point is there's a gulf in this country; an ever-widening abyss between the people who have stuff, and the people who don't have shit. It's like this big hole in the ground, as big as the fucking Grand Canyon, and what's come pouring out is an eruption of rage, and the rage creates violence, and the violence is real..." (should be pretty obvious)

Grand Canyon



[Person 1]: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you?
[Person 2]: That's an understatement.
[Person 1]: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral.
[Person 2]: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker.
[Person 1]: Uh huh...
[Person 2]: From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place...
[Person 1]: The hooker and I.
[Person 2]:Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain.
[Person 1]: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was retarded?
[Person 2]: Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?
[Person 1]: So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her.
[Person 2]: I don't know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms.
[Person 1]: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing.
[Person 2]: Come on, mom! Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
[Person 1]: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.
[Person 2]: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex.
[Person 1]: If only I had been so lucky.

Waiting...


"now a question of etiquette... as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"