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Apologies if this has been posted already, I found it very entertaining.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi
Thuggo
n. someone who has a different policeman every week.
"Check out her Thuggo - let's eat it!"
Jalynfane
n. alcohol without chart music.
"Dad, can I shoot some Jalynfane?" "Sure you can, Frank."
loot
n. a collective or quantitative noun for garbage.
"Girl, that's a whole loot of garbage!"
uber
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, Jesse - uber?" "Uber."
Hoss
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Girl, are you coming down to Hoss's?"
<http://www.hosss.com/>
coral
v. (vulgar) to dance for money while holding onto a large pole.
"Hey guys! Let's go watch Betsy coral tonight."
Inspired by my can of Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper
adj. like a female.
"Nigel, you're so Dr. Pepper."
Dr.
n. fast food, but also a secret code-word for buttocks.
"Mom, can I trip over some Dr.?" "Sure you can, dude."
pepper
v. to behave in a stolen manner.
"We should pepper, Dad."
Thats just wrong.
wrong
n. cocaine without money.
"I'm gonna tell people about your wrong, officer." "No you're not, officer."
Cockblock
v. to behave in a desirable manner.
"'Scuse me while I Cockblock, Jose."
300 posts!
n. mid-nineties term for music.
"What exceptional 300 posts! You have, man."
Ok im done with that program. Its boring now;/
Mangina
n. a drink.
"This is a famous Mangina!"
craptastic
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Jesse, are you coming down to craptastic's?"
Sleepie
adj. likely to make fun of homework.
"That credit card is so Sleepie!"
omg .....
HOLY SHIT:
Maegwin
adj. overly fond of porn.
"Officer, you're so Maegwin."
and:
Grohtem
v. to play with things, with no purpose or reason.
"The gang are going to Grohtem, tomorrow."
Zaphoe
v. to talk to one's girl.
"Bud, wanna Zaphoe?"
lexi
adj. crude.
"I'm feeling lexi tonight, Frank."
Archery
n. a type of male.
"Buddy, can I hit your archery?" "Sure you can, Dad." :D
Peotr
v. to have sex with farm animals
"Tom, you may own the petting zoo, but it doesn't mean you get to Peotr in front of the children."
-- Peotr (The Normal Guy) ©™
zsaroeah
n. a bad or cute car.
"You're a zsaroeah, Billie."
zsar
n. a video, particularly a broken one.
"My friend, that zsar is broken!"
x-ray
n. 1. a house or home. 2. cola.
"Sabrina, check out this x-ray!"
Interesting.
geez, and I thought mine were bad
Aindayen
n. an enviable skateboard.
"i say , check out this aindayen!"
Wizard
adj. illegal or flashy.
"i need a wizard burger, and i need it now, Sabrina."
Gemmi
n. mid-eighties term for money.
"Buddy, you can't laugh at Gemmi!"
Kattoo
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, homie - Kattoo?" "Kattoo."
I think they're on to something here.
Buazag
n. someone who flaunts food.
"Frank, check out that Buazag's food!"
Zobb
n. a person with more than one woman.
"Check out Sally's Zobb!"
BOOYAH!
Elidroth
n. 1. a skateboard. 2. boys.
"Grandma, check out this Elidroth!"
Kanf
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Mom, can I sniff your child?" "Kanf!"
pheddy
n. fast food.
"Brian, you can't talk to pheddy!"
arrozconpollo
adj. addicted to contraceptives.
"Nigel is way more arrozconpollo than Grandma."
slotth
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Sally and Nigel are slotth?"
:confused: wonder what country they speak this kinda slang
soehoe
adj. not old.
"Vegar, you're so soehoe."
snatch
n. a beautiful pair of sunglasses.
"Check out her snatch - let's share it!"
hoe so famor
famor's owned, hah
molestation
v. to talk about drug paraphernalia with homework.
"I'm telling you, Grandma totally wanted to molestation!"
sex
adj. fake.
"Grandma, you're so sex."
Hmm, seeing a grandma pattern here... What if......
grandma
adj. getting ready to shoot something.
"Careful, kid, she's grandma."
Mhh...