Geranon's Dating Service ...

With all my bad luck in women these days, and lots of thought at what I would want out of a young lady, I decided to start an EQ Dating service. Don't have all the details, but I have been working on my profile.

If you want to post a profile, list it here. in similar fashion to mine.
kk thx. and hope you find someone out there in the EQ universe.

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What I want:
Hi, My name is James and I'm looking for an atractive young lady that plays eq. I only date attractive people, don't take offense, but hey, thats just me. I want a girl that has a real life in addition to eq, must play an instrument, such as a piano or guitar, or sing. I want a girl thats intelligent. Several woman have told me that they are intimidated by my intilect, and I want a girl that won't be. I prefer brunets above most girls, and ethnicity isnt that big of a deal, although I am more attracted to my own (white). Also a big must is a girl that knows what she wants. I'm sick of people that allow out side forces to dictate to them how to live their lives, and I'm not looking for a trouble maker, I just want a girl that can say, "Look, this is who I am, and this is what I want, so the rest of you can just fuck off." I'm a vegetarian so I would prefer a girl that doesnt eat meat. I know thats a tall order to subscribe too.

Who am I:
Like I said above, my name is James, I play EQ fairly regularly, but its not my entire life. I'm attending college for a Major in computer science, and a minor in theology. I'm 21 years old and I enjoy swimming, hockey, rock climbing, card games, EQ, driving my car, playing loud music, walks on the beach, watching the sunset, reading books, quite afternoons of doing nothing on a couch, and cooking. I'm a loud person, somewhat egotistical, although I'm one of those people that know alot of people, but isnt really friends with any of them, I like my solitary time. Would rather sit by myself on the grass eating lunch, then in a crowded place with tons of people. I'm philosphical, I like expressing ideas and thoughts, and I'm always opens to others opinions. You can have yours as long as I'm allowed to have mine. I'm an artists, I love drawing, I love music, been in a singing group or choir for as long as I can remember. I love sports, I played waterpolo in highschool, was a goalie for 4 years. I'm aslo somewhat of a prep, Always wearing a nice shirt or sweater around, although I wear jeans regularly. If you like going on adventures, then your my type. Dirt, while my ally, is not always my friend. I'm a clean freak at home, I vacume my floors, put stuff away, take out the trash, do the dishes, dust the shelves.

What I don't want:
I don't smoke, so sorry, no smokers.
I rarely drink, so no drunks.
I'm a health nut, so if your unhealthy, your not my type.
Messy people, I need someone that is at least somewhat clean, doesnt have to be a clean freak though. just neat.
NO MEN -- Only interested in women. So you gay guys go look somwhere else.


~~ This is a joke, kk thx ~~

lord help you

hehehe...

....:rolleyes:

hes gunna get vidmer wanting his junk:\

Well, with all my bad luck with men I have decided to reply to Geranon's EQ dating service. To be honest, I can't help myself. He's such a stud, what hand wouldn't want to be servicing a man like that?

What I want:

Hi, my name is Rosey, and I am looking for an attractive young man who plays EQ. I only touch attractive men, so please, don't take any personal offense if you look like ass -- I won't reply. I am smart, I can play any instrument that requires fingers (no wind instruments please). Some other hands have told me they are really intimidated by the size of my fingers, and I sure hope you won't be. I have an outgoing attitude and others have said that if I want something, I just reach out and grab it! That's pretty much all I can do is grab things, so you can't get much more outgoing than that, can you!? Hehehehehehehehe. I don't eat meat, as a matter of fact I don't eat anything. See, I am a real cheap date!

Who I am:

I'm a young, hot hand that's ready, willing, and able to have a funtastic time! I consider myself sensitive and open to a caring and loving relationship with any man who will have me touch him. I know I may not look like much at first, but if you slather me in AstroGlide I'll go as long as you want me to go. I love to work out, doing things like squeezing balls (The rubber kind, not those other kinds silly!), typing on keyboards (as you can see in my picture below), so I can promise you that I won't cramp up for hours. I am loyal, I love one man! I won't ever cheat on you because I believe that our true love can last a lifetime. I sometimes like to be alone, but mostly I am a friendly and outgoing extremity and you can take me along with you wherever you go. I would love to have a man that with lather me up with lotion and trim my nails for me. Really treat me like a princess with manicures and make sure I never get hangnails! *whewf I am getting worked up just talking about it*!!!!

What I don't want:

- Construction works (You abuse me so much!)
- Gardeners (See above)
- Smokers (You make me smell yucky and turn yellow!)
- Messy people!!!! (Please clean me up when you are done!)

So..here is my picture, if you want to see me. I'm sorry if its not much to look at.

~~ This is kind of a joke, but I am also serious. So James, please, if you are interested in a palm like me, PM my email box? ~~~

Nes, you kill me!!:D

Nesuril I think thats the best post I've ever seen :D :D :D

No offense intended Ger.

Except you should have called her Palmela Handerson.

ROFL --- OMFG



hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.....

ok I have to say, I'm glad I did this, was expecting some outrageous responses, and guess what? got em... ROFL.. OMG between Zappo's little icon and Nes's post I dont know whats better. ROFL.


ok thanks for the laugh, I really needed that. Enjoy the joke, hope more funny stuff comes out of it.

omg, I'm still laughing...... lol

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Nes, I remember your hand from quite a while back! I think that deserves rephrasing. Anyway, I think it was in a thread about girlfriends or something and you posted yours :|

Yes, unfortunately, the judges shall have to deduct points from your post for recycling material.

lol nes

What!?!?!!? My girlfriend is posting here????? What kind of crap is that? Geranon fuck yourself man! You stealing my woman! :mad: You touch her and you are a dead man .. or wait..she touches you .. and ..whatever. FUCKING NO WAY!








Seriousy! Come on guys! How many hand shots can one find on the internet?? Finding that one was a miracle in and of itself. It was perfect. I had to recycle!

Bah hehehe I fit yer profile but ummm yer too young and ummm I am too married =P

so sorry kk la~

(omg did I really say kk la~?...someone shoot me now pls)

Erin

TROGDOR!

rofl.

-Tweed

Hello my name is Thuggo. I am looking for a woman between the ages of 20 and 30 with loose morals and who doesn't like to gab. You can smoke, drink, or not or wtf ever just don't bitch at me about innane BS for no reason. That pretty much lists my requirements so please call 1-800-4THUGGO.

My name is burnem and im looking for a woman 20-30 years old. Loving to cook is a must (also must know how), youre hobby should be cleaning (im a slob), you should only speak when spoken to, you must shower daily, Red heads prefered (must submit to IQ test if youre blonde), you can smoke, drink, do drugs (anything with needles or snorting excluded) but you must pay for youre own habbits when it comes to drugs, only attractive women should reply.

If you feel as though you meet these requirements plz send me a PM or Tell in game, thx for your time.

Hello, my name is Jacais. I have personality conflicts, and the woman that wants to see me has to deal with them. I don't care how old you are, if you play EQ, your cool in my books. You better have teeth, a set of hair, and good hygeine, or my foot will escort you out the window, not the door. Must have higher morale than me and its highly recommended you look good. ~

ps: i have no morale, thx

hi im vestax and my bf is zappo, please do not send him tells in game as he will most likely be cyboring me. We hope too be together very soon but him being jewish is the only thing that is holding us back.

Hoe is just his front, as he has not come out yet and the likes of lhite, zeldapika, dharrk, daeryn do not yet know.. so plz can you keep it a secret as if he found out he would no longer give me net sex.

thx

Ive gotten no PM's :(

Not surprised :P

You all need some professional help.

Here is a little Prayer to say for you lonely people

Quote:

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FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who
thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait
weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be
annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and
begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer
to "How big's my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no
end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray
by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

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That man in the female prayer doesnt exist mah friend, so sorry.

Oh I knowm but I bet the Female in the mans prayer does :D

Boredom!+2 much time = this:

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you're a dork llaim! :D

Quote:

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Originally posted by Geranon Morrowind
Several woman have told me that they are intimidated by my intilect, and I want a girl that won't be. I prefer brunets above most girls, and ethnicity isnt that big of a deal, although I am more attracted to my own (white).

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2 Things OK??

intellect
brunette

Thx.

Brunettes rule! ;)

*High-fives Gemmi!*

So sorry, Brunettes > all others !!

Bah~!!!! Everyone knows that redheads are the win =P

Erin

I second the call for redheads!


-Exit

blondes have the most fun! :P

While hair color isn't really at the top of my list as far as desireable qualities that I look for.....I do love red heads :p

Hmm...Erin said Redheads are the win....could be she IS one?? Maybe I WILL start stalking you :D :D

Lol Buazag!!...yes I am a red head...even if ya can't tell it by mah pic

Erin

Yeah those little pics don't show detail very well....for instance in mine my skin looks green :D

yeah whats up with that?...thought you got some cream to take care of that ??? hehe


yer right...I need to get a better picture done lol there is a clearer picture amongst lotta other CO folks RL pics on Kelsar's website (RL Pix Page 3 ):

http://www.kelsar.freewebspace.com

but its still a blue tinted pic

Erin