Movie Quotes Part Duex

"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. "

The Jerk! Classic movie...

"Maybe they couldn't figure out what what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything"

Mouse from The Matrix.

"Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man."

The Big Lebowski...

"Does Barry Manillo know that you raid his wardrobe?"

Breakfast Club

"To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."

Caddyshack

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

full metal jacket.

An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

Well Skaara, I was waiting to see if anyone else knew your quote. I see no one did...

Bulletproof Monk.

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."

Clerks

"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary. "

Office Space


"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food"

Sixteen Candles

"Game over man, game over."

Alien

"Sir, if I was building a weapon of mass destruction, you wouldn't be able to find it."

The Astronaut Farmer

"Do I have to drink my own pee? No, but I do anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste!"

Dodgeball

And to correct Skaara, it was Aliens, not Alien.

[Person 1] "Are we shooting?"
[Person 2] "Are we what?"
[Person 1] "Are we shooting people or what?"
[Person 2] "Are we shooting?"
[Person 1] "That's what I'm asking you!"
[Person 2] "What's the answer?"
[Person 1] "I don't know the answer! That's what I'm trying to find out!"

Three Kings

"It does not make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Biggest Lighting Fixture Chain in the Southland."

Thanks for setting me straight peotr :o

Starsky and Hutch (2004)

"... you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't."

McLintock

"Could you make your dining experience a little less obtrusive?"

Skaara, dude, where do you come up with these quotes....