Bill Clinton

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08-19-2003, 05:05 AM
Darsarin

Bill Clinton

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to have become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Moe, Larry & Curly.

Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in History as, "The only President to do HANKIE-PANKY between the BUSHES"
08-19-2003, 07:00 AM
Ktul

Thank god Bush is president now...our country is in great shape! err wait.
08-19-2003, 07:29 AM
Amadis

Making fun of Clinton's a good way of forgetting all about George Junior and feeling that somehow we're well off.
08-19-2003, 08:08 AM
sendain

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Originally posted by Ktul
Thank god Bush is president now...our country is in great shape! err wait.

Wut Father are you trying to say ? you are right the country is in great shape...........
08-19-2003, 08:53 AM
Andriana Duskrose

We could alway trade you Cretien for Bush. How about it? Shake on it?
08-19-2003, 10:29 AM
Buazag Bonesteel

The problem is that as the world and it's assorted countries with power get more and more complex.....only a complete idiot would want the job of being in charge. Not a terribly good recipe for quality leadership.

I vote Andy for president as long as he has Torrid for a veep to be the hard ass bad cop guy ;)
08-19-2003, 12:56 PM
Rika

Torrid would last about 3 days before someone shot him in the ass.
08-20-2003, 10:54 AM
Kattoo Tacit

ROFL
08-20-2003, 03:37 PM
Thuggo

Torrid before the US congress.

You are all stupid pieces of shit. I can't believe anyone would make their ignorance known so publicly as the supporters of this bill just did. I wonder if you fuckers even know how to eat food.

Anyway.... I do miss when our president was just a philandering liar who used the interns as a humidor. I much prefer him to the current lying nitwit who has managed to piss off the whole planet.
08-20-2003, 04:44 PM
Vinilaa

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Originally posted by Thuggo
Anyway.... I do miss when our president was just a philandering liar who used the interns as a humidor. I much prefer him to the current lying nitwit who has managed to piss off the whole planet.

hahaha yeah! Thuggo I lub! <3