Hoss vs. Lollipop

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<I>In true Verant fashion, VI decides to represent coldain crossbows as... freakin' lollipops</I>
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So north wing is decimated at the hands of hoss and the dragons are all pissed off. Time to kiss up to them by going on a giant killing spree. Yesterday, we decided Tormax had to die. We arrive to be confronted by a candy-wielding king. Apparently even the war mongering giants of Zek can have a sweet tooth. Not to be intimidated by our lolli-powered foe, we proceeded to take the candy from the giant baby in one of the smoothest kills I have participated in a long time.

Next, we set our sights on Mr. Statue. This unbelievably cheap bastard has the gall to drop 3 scrolls. Perhaps the random number generator on the machine kael is running on is doing verant's risk vs. reward balance for them by giving crap to those who are skilled enough to defeat the mobs easily. Either that or god hates me, take your pick.