I am powerleveling my post count - because I think PL'ing postcounts is immature, and I've never done it before, and for some reason I want bright, flashy, twirly stars.
And I want a Vette.
-- Peotr
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I am powerleveling my post count - because I think PL'ing postcounts is immature, and I've never done it before, and for some reason I want bright, flashy, twirly stars.
And I want a Vette.
-- Peotr
So far, so good.
My evil plan goes undetected!
*rubs hands gleefully*
Soon, bright spinning stars shall be MINE!
MINE!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Since no one is reading this thread, I would like to take the time to say a few things that have been on my mind::
1) My penis is incredibly small.
2) I have no life, so my penis size is irrelevant.
3) From this comes the saying, "Having no life means never having to say you're sorry about your small penis."
4) Abstract proof of no life is that I am posting to a board that no one reads in an effort to stealthfully powerlevel my post count and eventually take over the world. Once I have the highest post count dogs will like me, children will love me, and chicks will crave my attention. And then - THEN - well... I'll have to invest in one of those Swedish penis pumps, because my penis is actually really fucking small. But first, POST COUNT MUST GO UP!
This is working really well!
I may have to stop to masturbate.
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Aaaah! That was good. 30 seconds.
A modest goal - tonight, I shall reach 100, and then rest.
I will dream about attention-craving chicks, about healing so well that someone tells me, "Hey, good job on the healing, Peotr!" and about a new surgical method that dramatically increases penis size, but only if your penis is small to begin with. I will have a Corvette, and life will be good.
I AM A FUCKING GENIUS!
I AM FUCKING AMAZING!
I am the stainless steel spork. I am wrinkle-free. I am the self-cleaning oven, baby, and I'm cooking it up for you.
I am bad - I am nationwide.
If ingenious post-powerleveling were merchandise, I would be trademark. I would be franchise. I would be on every streetcorner in every store.
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses
And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
La da da da da ...
Chocolate chip cookies are ok. Macadamia nuts in cookies are fine. Oatmeal cookies are fine. Sugar cookies are fine. Chocolate-chocolate chip are really good, and cookies with coconut are my favorites, as long as they aren't macaroons.
But I really love peanut-butter cookies. Which is kind of funny, since peanut-butter cookies aren't really well-known outside of the US and Canada. I had a friend from Germany who was visiting, and my aunt made peanut-butter cookies, with the trademark thatched-fork pattern on top, and he had one, and looked at me, and said, "These taste like shit!"
So later we made him eat corn-on-the-cob.
I wonder how many women I will crave me once I rule the world after this post-powerleveling effort?
It seems promising so far. I am very excited. I used to think that kindness, thoughtfulness, humor, a good taste in wine, a clean smelling garbage disposal and a basic understanding of how to cook rice were the keys to a woman's heart. But I was wrong, so wrong!
IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN!
- I have turned a corner
- I have come to a deeper understanding
- I don't actually have to write anything!
Zen
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Proof!
Powerlevel Haiku::
Steathfully I post
Stars and women adorn me
Fed Ex penis pump
Ugh.... Only 71, this is much too slow.
Well...
It is late. And I must sleep. Powerleveling will, perhaps, take longer than I thought. But all things worthy are worthy of effort. I am undaunted.
Tomorrow I will return.
Just one more...
Another quicky...