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    "I'm Fat" T-Shirt

    I was browsing the internet today and found a t-shirt that says: "I'm fat, but I identify as skinny - I'm Trans-Slender".

    It's a stupid t-shirt. Really stupid, but I sort of liked it.
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    Justin Bieber has facial paralysis

    I ran across this article while reading the news:

    Justin Bieber Has Ramsey-Hunt Disease

    My first thought was to make a CNN tribute page: "God Tells Justin Bieber, 'Stop Singing. Please. Just...
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    I didn't win ...

    Entered a contest to create the new logo for the Washington football team. I didn't win.

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    Contest was totally rigged. Hell, I didn't even come in the top three. But I entered a nearly...
  4. Thread: Mi scusi

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    Oh, Sabertooth... :love_heart: Sadly, it cannot...

    Oh, Sabertooth... :love_heart: Sadly, it cannot be. You see, I'm a caretaker for my parents, and although I'm sure your spare bedroom is nice, I really do need an entire two-story house to get far...
  5. Thread: Mi scusi

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    I know nothing of this 'retainer', although I...

    I know nothing of this 'retainer', although I still keep your spleen in a jar on my desk.

    P.S. If I remember correctly, I got your spleen somewhere in the Temple of Veeshan after it landed on...
  6. Thread: What the fuck!?

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    What the fuck!?

    Fucking AMERICAN AIRLINES is banning GOATS as emotional support animals on their airplanes!!!!!!!


    WHAT THE FUCK!


    WHAT KIND OF DICK-TATER-SHIP ARE WE LIVING IN????


    -- Peotr (Normal...
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    Vile Stosh! You are considering Al'Kabor? ...

    Vile Stosh! You are considering Al'Kabor?

    -- Peotr (Ass Master)

    P.S. Torrid, is it true that your group is going to put up a new, clean-slate server sometime this month?
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    Ah. You live in *southern* Idaho. ...

    Ah. You live in *southern* Idaho.




    Uhhh, we don't talk about that, especially not on public bulletin boards. Keep it on the down-low, k? We have enough people from California who are...
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    Lies. I live in Idaho, and I would know if...

    Lies. I live in Idaho, and I would know if anyone moved here. We keep lists.



    Naddup. I'm sort of off-the-grid here, my life moves at a very different pace. Sadly, I have come to accept it....
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    Huzzah, Zeyla! Things are good / bad / ok / the...

    Huzzah, Zeyla! Things are good / bad / ok / the same. :calm: Taking care of your parents can be an adventure, a drama, a comedy and a tragedy all at the same time. It's sort of like being on the...
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    HaaaaHAHAHAHA! Won't happen, no way, sir - you...

    HaaaaHAHAHAHA! Won't happen, no way, sir - you just struck on one of my mild paranoias. There are no webcams within 20 miles of me. You saw the story about Mark Zuckerberg having tape over his...
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    Thank you andaas!

    For resetting my password!!


    [/masturbate]


    -- Peotr


    P.S. Apparently the Hoss boards do not have the advanced emojis.
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    I am unable to reply to this thread. I watched...

    I am unable to reply to this thread. I watched the video, and now I am too confused to think rationally.
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    These will be collectable

    Penis-shaped Play-Doh toy.


    http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/31/living/feat-play-doh-toy-penis-shape/index.html?hpt=hp_t4


    P.S. It's for decorating 'Play-Cake' !!!!
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    What camping Poundfist felt like -

    If a picture is worth a thousand words, this is what camping Poundfist felt like:

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    That is, it felt like being crucified on the butthole of Alexthegreat's two-headed Cheetos mount for 8...
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    I swore I would not do anything around the house...

    I swore I would not do anything around the house from Thursday through Sunday. I was very firm. I was angry. I was threatening.

    Wednesday night / Thursday: Oil heater broke. Disassembled it,...
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    We're officially at war

    Some of you have heard me bitch about my parents. I live with my parents so I can help cook and clean for them, because they are elderly, because they are infirm, and because I love them. But I...
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    update: That didn't take long. Ted got the guys...

    update: That didn't take long. Ted got the guys from HVAC to put chopped onions in all the air vents leading into Networks and Systems. He had them do this late at night on Wednesday, which was...
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    A posting for no reason

    Last night I told a guildie I'd post something. This is it.

    I don't have to go to the farm today. Which is cool, 'cause I was hoping we'd be finished moving grain by now, but we aren't. But...
  20. Thread: Vile Zionn

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    Vile Zionn

    Vile Zionn logs in, says 'hi!', and crashes my computer. I have to reboot twice to get my keyboard back. Then he is gone.

    Shenanigans. Atrocities.

    Vileness.


    -- Peotr
  21. Hahahahahahahaha (oh shit, I hope the movie doesn't suck)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORtLAxueLU
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    The Logitech fix:

    This is not a good fix, but apparently it works. After hours of poking around in the forums, I finally found the *one* post (and it wasn't from Logitech, it was on overclockers.net) that gave some...
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    The Horror Continues: Tuesday Edition I...

    The Horror Continues: Tuesday Edition

    I haven't eaten since Sunday at 10PM. Amazing how many little things found around the house look like legitimate food. Things I wouldn't eat, like the...
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    Back in town? You don't go out of town to do...

    Back in town? You don't go out of town to do this shit.

    I don't go to Walla Walla until Wednesday.

    -- Peotr (The Normal Guy, Now With Less Consitpation)

    P.S. Fuck Lime Jello

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    The horror begins

    Because I promised to keep you guys updated -

    Just finished the first half-gallon of GoLYTELY (I hope the fucker who came up with that name is laughing his ass off in Hell.)

    The nice lady who...
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