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    Huzzah Zappo! Another lurker heard from, and I...

    Huzzah Zappo! Another lurker heard from, and I say again Huzzah!

    My first week in Germany I was introduced to Apfelwein, and I thought it tasted awful. That was the joke for the evening -...
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    October is coming

    October is coming, and I'm not talking about the leaves falling from the trees. I'm not talking about Halloween, either. I'm not talking about gathering firewood or getting your oil tank filled. ...
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    Excellento! (https://i.imgur.com/EDSd8EP.mp4) ...

    Excellento!

    HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Aaaaaaah HA HA HAHAHA HAHAAAAAHAA!! A HA HAHAHA HAHAAAAHAHAAAAAHAA!!11!!!

    *Heh*

    -- Peotr (That's Some Funny Shit (Normal Guy))
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    My niece is staying with us until her fall...

    My niece is staying with us until her fall semester starts. Last night she wanted to make us dinner, so she drove 60 miles to an organic food co-op to buy $60.00 worth of ingredients, which she used...
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    Important news only from CNN

    Important information from CNN.

    -- Peotr (Normal Guy)

    P.S. I haven't read the entire article, but I'm certain that it says that I am quite healthy.

    P.P.S. I don't break wind. My wind...
  6. Thread: Eq

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    Same situation, although probably even less time....

    Same situation, although probably even less time.

    Also, I'm a little skeptical of all the pets / assistants / mercenaries / hooflah in the current game. I want the old-school chocolate bar, not...
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    My brain still thinks you're from California. ...

    My brain still thinks you're from California. Even if I know you're not from California. If I could explain how it feels to be certain/uncertain about something no matter how many times you're...
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    Oh Stosh... If you believe in me, then know that...

    Oh Stosh... If you believe in me, then know that I visit you every day. This might be hard for you to understand, but I'm a true Idaho citizen, born and raised in the hills and valleys of this...
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    It's true. You were all quite crazy. I was...

    It's true. You were all quite crazy.

    I was normal, though.


    -- Peotr (The Normal GuyTM)


    P.S. I fuck goats.
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    "I'm Fat" T-Shirt

    I was browsing the internet today and found a t-shirt that says: "I'm fat, but I identify as skinny - I'm Trans-Slender".

    It's a stupid t-shirt. Really stupid, but I sort of liked it.
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    Justin Bieber has facial paralysis

    I ran across this article while reading the news:

    Justin Bieber Has Ramsey-Hunt Disease

    My first thought was to make a CNN tribute page: "God Tells Justin Bieber, 'Stop Singing. Please. Just...
  12. Thread: I didn't win ...

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    I didn't win ...

    Entered a contest to create the new logo for the Washington football team. I didn't win.

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    Contest was totally rigged. Hell, I didn't even come in the top three. But I entered a nearly...
  13. Thread: Mi scusi

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    Oh, Sabertooth... :love_heart: Sadly, it cannot...

    Oh, Sabertooth... :love_heart: Sadly, it cannot be. You see, I'm a caretaker for my parents, and although I'm sure your spare bedroom is nice, I really do need an entire two-story house to get far...
  14. Thread: Mi scusi

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    I know nothing of this 'retainer', although I...

    I know nothing of this 'retainer', although I still keep your spleen in a jar on my desk.

    P.S. If I remember correctly, I got your spleen somewhere in the Temple of Veeshan after it landed on...
  15. Thread: What the fuck!?

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    What the fuck!?

    Fucking AMERICAN AIRLINES is banning GOATS as emotional support animals on their airplanes!!!!!!!


    WHAT THE FUCK!


    WHAT KIND OF DICK-TATER-SHIP ARE WE LIVING IN????


    -- Peotr (Normal...
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    Vile Stosh! You are considering Al'Kabor? ...

    Vile Stosh! You are considering Al'Kabor?

    -- Peotr (Ass Master)

    P.S. Torrid, is it true that your group is going to put up a new, clean-slate server sometime this month?
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    Ah. You live in *southern* Idaho. ...

    Ah. You live in *southern* Idaho.




    Uhhh, we don't talk about that, especially not on public bulletin boards. Keep it on the down-low, k? We have enough people from California who are...
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    Lies. I live in Idaho, and I would know if...

    Lies. I live in Idaho, and I would know if anyone moved here. We keep lists.



    Naddup. I'm sort of off-the-grid here, my life moves at a very different pace. Sadly, I have come to accept it....
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    Huzzah, Zeyla! Things are good / bad / ok / the...

    Huzzah, Zeyla! Things are good / bad / ok / the same. :calm: Taking care of your parents can be an adventure, a drama, a comedy and a tragedy all at the same time. It's sort of like being on the...
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    HaaaaHAHAHAHA! Won't happen, no way, sir - you...

    HaaaaHAHAHAHA! Won't happen, no way, sir - you just struck on one of my mild paranoias. There are no webcams within 20 miles of me. You saw the story about Mark Zuckerberg having tape over his...
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    Thank you andaas!

    For resetting my password!!


    [/masturbate]


    -- Peotr


    P.S. Apparently the Hoss boards do not have the advanced emojis.
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    I am unable to reply to this thread. I watched...

    I am unable to reply to this thread. I watched the video, and now I am too confused to think rationally.
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    These will be collectable

    Penis-shaped Play-Doh toy.


    http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/31/living/feat-play-doh-toy-penis-shape/index.html?hpt=hp_t4


    P.S. It's for decorating 'Play-Cake' !!!!
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    What camping Poundfist felt like -

    If a picture is worth a thousand words, this is what camping Poundfist felt like:

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    That is, it felt like being crucified on the butthole of Alexthegreat's two-headed Cheetos mount for 8...
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    I swore I would not do anything around the house...

    I swore I would not do anything around the house from Thursday through Sunday. I was very firm. I was angry. I was threatening.

    Wednesday night / Thursday: Oil heater broke. Disassembled it,...
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