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    And my battle cry echoes across the moor

    hoho


    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Hark! Who is that, striding along the candy store! It is Buazag, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a spectacular scream, his voice cometh:

    "In the name of Thor the Mighty, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!"

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    WTF

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Prowling amidst the mountains, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Vinen! And he gives an ominous cry:

    "For the love of carnage and discord, skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

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    yay~

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Zang! Who is that, striding on the mountains! It is Canare, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries mightily:

    "I'm going to torment you into the danger zone!!"

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    Get off my fucking mountains, Vinen!

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    I must be very angry today or something...

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the cliffs! It is Bram, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Who is that, stalking along the tundra! It is Zappo, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

    "For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate with God on my side!!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Sprinting amidst the plains, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Zaphoe! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

    "This one's for you, mom! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

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    I've had more birthdays than Strom Thurman! Zappo's Avatar
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    lol
    this one is so own

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Running across the tundra, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Michael S. Birnbaum! And he gives a gutteral howl:

    "I'm going to fuck you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!!"

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    Originally posted by Vinen
    WTF

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Prowling amidst the mountains, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Vinen! And he gives an ominous cry:

    "For the love of carnage and discord, skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

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    ROLF!

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    Originally posted by Zappo
    lol
    this one is so own

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Running across the tundra, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Michael S. Birnbaum! And he gives a gutteral howl:

    "I'm going to fuck you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!!"

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    OMG! I think I just wet myself laughing.

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    lol watch our for quarm!

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Prowling on the icy wasteland, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Quarm! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

    "I'm seriously going to pummel you until you taste like chicken!!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Prowling out of the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Dinawill! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

    "Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby snap and go berzerk!"

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    Least you guys prowl the landscape mostly...I'm runnin up and down an airstrip just waiting for planes to land

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Who is that, running over the tarmac! It is Gheltire, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to bruise you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Prowling amidst the candy store, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Thuggo! And he gives a booming cry:

    "I'm going to pummel you beyond mortal comprehension!!"

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    wtf the candy store? Why the hell are Buaz and I raiding a candy store?

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Lo! Who is that, skulking across the candy store! It is Sakekak, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

    "For the love of beatings, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Sprinting through the candy store, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Shan! And he gives a mighty grunt:

    "I'm going to pound you until the laws of physics are violated!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Skulking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Valbawski! And he gives a low grunt:

    "I'm going to torment you until your mortal mind doth snap!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the tundra! It is Daisiee, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He screams ominously:

    "I'm going to pulverize you until you have puppies, then steal your lederhosen!!"

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    Take that physics!

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the hotel lobby! It is Vidle, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to pound you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Striding amidst the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Grimthorn! And he gives a booming bellow:

    "I'm going to fuck you with such zeal, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

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    Skulls will be fucked for Satan~

    That owns hehe.

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Hark! Who is that, stalking over the tarmac! It is Sazar, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:

    "By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

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    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Running over the mountains, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Maegwin! And he gives a low cry:

    "I'm going to smack you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!!"

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