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    Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song? "I love you." That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now."

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    Question:
    Quote Originally Posted by Lonskils
    Skaara, dude, where do you come up with these quotes....
    Answer:
    Quote Originally Posted by Forty
    Be Cool
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    [Person1]: And what's with that gay fucking look, I thought Sam was going to saunter over Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
    [Person 2]: Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
    [Person 1]: And then after the Frodo and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Frodo's mouth

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    Clerks II

    "You are good Earthling, but not good enough. Insert coin."

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    "Nightmares" and in particular... The Bishop of Battle.

    "Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. "

    One of my personal favorites.

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    Fight Club

    "Bring me everyone." "What do you mean everyone?" "EVERYONE!!!!!!!"

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    The Professional... I think

    You can do better than that.

    P1: "Just how dangerous is he?"
    P2: "Compared to what? The bubonic plague?"

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    Woody Harelson in No Country for Old Men

    "You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you! "
    Ab alio spectes alteri quod feceris






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    P1: "Just how dangerous is he?"
    P2: "Compared to what? The bubonic plague?"
    I know it, but I want other ppl to play lol!

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    Yea, slackers. Pick up the pace.

    This really makes me want to watch a good movie.

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    I want to say hudsucker proxy.


    I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias You can't marry him!
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    I know it, as well as most of the others, but I can't think of a truly good movie quote for the life of me. So someone else will have to answer.
    dubs (retired)

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    Skaara: No.

    O Brother Where Art Thou. Great movie.

    "Oh Jesus Christ... I need a doctor, man... I can't take it man, my arm, MY FUCKING ARM!" There HAS to be a better quote from this movie, but I can't think of one for the life of me.

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    Requiem for a Dream

    [Person 1] I'm in a dry spell.
    [Person 2]: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
    [Person 1]: I've had sex.
    [Person 2]: With a human being?
    [Person 1]: Who's making up all these rules?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wresh View Post
    Requiem for a Dream

    [Person 1] I'm in a dry spell.
    [Person 2]: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
    [Person 1]: I've had sex.
    [Person 2]: With a human being?
    [Person 1]: Who's making up all these rules?

    you win. post another!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skaara View Post
    you win. post another!

    Cebee knew it, but she never posted anything on the name of the movie.


    The answer to my last one is...

    Grind

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    We'll take the house. Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It's been pre-disastered. We're going to be safe here
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    CLUCK

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    World According to Garp...love that move.


    "The point is there's a gulf in this country; an ever-widening abyss between the people who have stuff, and the people who don't have shit. It's like this big hole in the ground, as big as the fucking Grand Canyon, and what's come pouring out is an eruption of rage, and the rage creates violence, and the violence is real..." (should be pretty obvious)

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    Grand Canyon



    [Person 1]: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you?
    [Person 2]: That's an understatement.
    [Person 1]: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral.
    [Person 2]: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker.
    [Person 1]: Uh huh...
    [Person 2]: From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place...
    [Person 1]: The hooker and I.
    [Person 2]:Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain.
    [Person 1]: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was retarded?
    [Person 2]: Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?
    [Person 1]: So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her.
    [Person 2]: I don't know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms.
    [Person 1]: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing.
    [Person 2]: Come on, mom! Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
    [Person 1]: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.
    [Person 2]: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex.
    [Person 1]: If only I had been so lucky.

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    Waiting...


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