I strive to dance like Rick
I strive to dance like Rick
You, sir, fail.
No more of that. Ever.
At least I wasn't tricked into watching this. I sat and enjoyed it as a free man!
A human being is a part of a whole_universe_a part limited in time and space He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest A kind of optical delusion of his consciousness This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty
The Grapefruit Dance Method
MATERIALS:
- Full length mirror in an appropriate studio space
- 1 large Florida grapefruit
- 3 feet of common household string
- A 7" leather awl
PREPERATION:
- Using the leather awl, thread the string through the center of the grapefruit and secure
- Strip naked and tie the other end of the string around your balls
METHOD:
Standing in front of the mirror, try to get as much hip- and upper-torso action going as possible without generating overdue stress on your junk. If the grapefruit pendulates severely do your best to rythmically catch it between your knees. Extreme foot- and hand-movements that do not reposition the hips or shoulders are considered best.
Your dance should be individualized to you - artistically you should strive to find your own voice.
-- Peotr
P.S. You will notice there are two other male dancers in the video: These gentleman are professional dancers who have graduated to the advanced courses. The advanced courses are only possible after the grapefruit has ripped your nuts off.
P.P.S.I watched it three times.Originally Posted by Beelzebubs
I watch it everyday.......I actually have this on my zune =*(
P.S. I'm not trying to rickroll anyone which is why it's right out there in the open..just an amazing piece of art........hahaha