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    Greatest music video of all time

    I strive to dance like Rick


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    You, sir, fail.

    No more of that. Ever.

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    At least I wasn't tricked into watching this. I sat and enjoyed it as a free man!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nexten View Post
    I strive to dance like Rick
    Practice makes perfect, I have faith you can acheive this epic greatness.
    A human being is a part of a whole_universe_a part limited in time and space He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest A kind of optical delusion of his consciousness This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nexten View Post
    I strive to dance like Rick
    The Grapefruit Dance Method

    MATERIALS:

    • Full length mirror in an appropriate studio space
    • 1 large Florida grapefruit
    • 3 feet of common household string
    • A 7" leather awl


    PREPERATION:

    • Using the leather awl, thread the string through the center of the grapefruit and secure
    • Strip naked and tie the other end of the string around your balls


    METHOD:

    Standing in front of the mirror, try to get as much hip- and upper-torso action going as possible without generating overdue stress on your junk. If the grapefruit pendulates severely do your best to rythmically catch it between your knees. Extreme foot- and hand-movements that do not reposition the hips or shoulders are considered best.

    Your dance should be individualized to you - artistically you should strive to find your own voice.

    -- Peotr

    P.S. You will notice there are two other male dancers in the video: These gentleman are professional dancers who have graduated to the advanced courses. The advanced courses are only possible after the grapefruit has ripped your nuts off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebubs
    At least I wasn't tricked into watching this. I sat and enjoyed it as a free man!
    I watched it three times.

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    I watch it everyday.......I actually have this on my zune =*(

    P.S. I'm not trying to rickroll anyone which is why it's right out there in the open..just an amazing piece of art........hahaha

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