As the title says, answer the question above, then post one of your own.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
It must be my animal magnetism
When birds fly in a V formation, why is one side usually longer?
42
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
So much that his stomach bleeds out from the splinters.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Bukakke on a bleeding raven.
Why do asians have slanty eyes?
Man. The spambots are out in full effect.
It's been erased already. That's my answer to the question!
Who's getting Skyrim?
Me.
Who dat?
* Not intended to be a factual statement.
Deebo.
Whatchu got on my 40 Craig?
Never underestimate how complicated simple life can be...
I don't have nothing...
aye Man why yall aint help me
Man im high
man Das fuked up man if it was yall ida help yall
what about the time he tried to choke me in smoke backyard
ye
Oh that was different
What is the greatest technology to date?
a fembot for austin powers that looked like Elizabeth Hurley
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen african swallow
Gillete, the best a man can get.
How do u know when you win this game?
Teenagers are God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Talk shit, get hit.