So this past weekend I celebrated the day of my birth. Started with snowboarding at Sierra at Tahoe (foot of fresh pow pow), saw the Dan Band (Wedding singer in Hangover and Old School absolutely hilarious show btw) and ended at Harvey's/Harrah's in South Lake Tahoe.
After many rounds of birthday shots it was quickly evident to everyone but myself that I was completely smacked out of my mind. Apparently during the blackout I was a ball of alcohol induced energy. These are a few things I was told happened that night.
I picked up and hugged just about everyone who looked at me, mostly and including complete strangers. I danced for about 2 hours. Lets just say I'm not the best dancer, lets also say that I could barely talk let alone walk, so this must have been a show for most somewhat sober people in Cabo Wabo Cantina. I guess I got in a Russian dance off with some chick and won (arms crossed, standing but very low to the ground, bouncing while simultaneously kicking and bouncing all over the dance floor.
I announced I was going cougar hunting and proceeded to hit on every over 40 woman I saw. Most found it entertaining, some had to receive gratuitous apologizes from my friends. "It's his birthday he is very very drunk" Apparently growling at older women is NOT a good pick up line.
I tried to bring two girls back to my hotel room. I was staying in room 842 in Harveys. I could not figure out why my room key would not work. I was very unsettled and may have kicked the door a few times cursing the gods. Luckily someone heard the commotion outside and came out of their room to let me know I was in fact knocking on room 842 in Harrah's and should go fuck off.
After finally reaching my correct room the ladies and I had a few beers and finished off a bottle of vodka. At some point I was indicating a touch down by slamming a full bottle of Muscle Milk onto the ground. The chocolate explosion that erupted left the room looking like the aftershock of a gay sex porn. Brown liquid splattered on the walls, floor and white sheets. The following is one of the pictures taken directly after this moment. Granted I don't remember any this and can only give you this story from 3rd party accounts of what went down that night.
After this we ended up at their hotel room, where I got naked and tried to have a threesome. The engaged one was not having this and took my key and slept in my room. I don't know how I got it up, but I came out of it having sex in a shower. I felt like saying, hi nice to meet you but did not want to ruin the mood...
The end.
Dr. Octasloot
I love that I'm completely missing the glass with the severed muscle milk bottle. Gotta love time traveling.