Movie Quote Chain

[jabowa]

they released a bunch of movies, which one? I'm sure you know which at least, so I'll give it

oh, and yours is Snatch.

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

[Lonskils]

Steve Martin, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

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You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

What do you mean I'm funny?

It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Funny how? What's funny about it?

Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Jus...

What?

Just... ya know... you're funny.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

[Trevlen]

Joe Pesci - Casino

You barbarians! I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'l have you hung, drawn, and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until you've had enough. And then I will do it again! And when I've finished I will take all the little bits, and I will JUMP on them! And I will carry on jumping on them until I get blisters, or I can think of anything even more unpleasant to do...

[Lonskils]

DUH! HHGTTG!!!

There's going to be sex, drugs, rock'n'roll. Chips, dips, chains, whips

[Trevlen]

Wierd Science ! Damn she was hawt

Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it. Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?

Sumerian, not Babylonian.

Yeah. Big difference.


No offense, guys, but I've gotta get my own lawyer.

[Thlayli]

Actually, Lonskils post was Goodfellas, not Casino.

This is fun, but with IMDB, kinda easy.

And Trev's post is Ghostbusters

Loved both films

[Lonskils]

trev for the lose~!

Thayli for the win!@

[Lonskils]

you arent supposed to be looking up stuff!

[Thlayli]

I wasn't... But it *IS* there, none the less.

I try to use quotes that aren't in IMDB or at least are difficult to search

How about this one: "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle!"

[Lonskils]

hrmmm I have heard this, but it has been a long ass time, I wish I did remember but I just dont =(

[Berae]

The Warriors

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas... "

[Berae]

also...
"Man I ain't believing that shit about Bonham's one hour drum solo man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn't handle that shit on strong acid man."

Made sure this one wasn't in IMDBs memorable quotes

[Trevlen]

Apocalypse Now


In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

(Sheesh 5 1/2 years a member of these forums. Whoppin 381 posts)

[Crimsonbanshee]

Scarface will edit after bgh for quote !



Oh, what a romantic notion. Do you honestly believe that I could've amass the wealth that I have if I worried about honor? Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, tisk, tisk, tisk. So, pretty boy, if you don't want Hugo over here to come rearrange your features for you, I suggest you just give it up.

[Prsstrike]

Richard O'Brien - D&D?

[Berae]

Noone got my second quote : /

[Trevlen]

also...
"Man I ain't believing that shit about Bonham's one hour drum solo man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn't handle that shit on strong acid man."

Made sure this one wasn't in IMDBs memorable quotes

Dazed and Confused =D




Then he created humans. Ours was designed to be a life of servitude and worship... and bowing and scraping and adoration. He gave them more than He ever gave us. He gave them a choice. They choose to acknowledge God, or choose to ignore him. All this time we've been down here, I've felt the absence of the Divine presence. And it's pained me... As I'm sure it must have pained you. And why? Because of the way he made us. Had we been given free will, we could choose to ignore the pain. Like they do. But no! We're servants!

[hordesbaine]

- Dogma

"How about a nice warm glass of shut the hell up?"

[Aindayen]

Happy Gilmore.

Here is mine ""Hey, Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?"

Ain

[Lonskils]

Tommy Boy, when he was sailing with his girlfriend and the kids were making fun of him from the shore.

"Hey, Slick, you see that shit coming outta their ears? They can't fucking hear you. Now cool it!"