Official Power Level Thread

[Thlayli]

Oct - We need to get wasted up north!

How far north... I'm in Seattle

[KripDiggler]

Krip!

Thl!!

how did i get dragged into this??!?

[Octavus]

We need to get your post count up.

[Octavus]

Oct - We need to get wasted up north!

Indeed. Come play in SAC! Hell SF if you want to dress up in your drag.

[Octavus]

How far north... I'm in Seattle

Seattle now THAT is North...

[Octavus]

I learned my power leveling from Renshin and Angelie. What a bunch of whores.

[Domathoine]

You've still got much work to do, apprentice Oct.

[Angelie]

Mmmm - someone called me a whore?! Thanks!

[Angelie]

Whores! Wake up and PL now!

[Thlayli]

how did i get dragged into this??!?

Krip: You know how!

Ang: I can't Hlep you... you are beyond Hlep!

Oct: you peeps should come up to Seattle! We have a great phallic symbol called the "Space Needle", but that is more for Ang!!

[Angelie]

I tried to hump the Space Needle multiple times when I was there in 2005

[Domathoine]

And you failed?

Im shocked.

[Angelie]

Well the Space Needle failed. I orgasmed multiple times sir

[Thlayli]

I tried to hump the Space Needle multiple times when I was there in 2005

All the lubbin you showed that Needle, and I bet it never called you in the morning.

[Angelie]

Safe me Doma...I'm horny!

[Angelie]

Well - it didn't have to - I came back for more in the morning!! However, I haven't heard from it since I left Seattle The ladies at Starbucks in Seattle, however, wont stop blowing up my cell though

[Angelie]

[Angelie]

[Octavus]

Well - it didn't have to - I came back for more in the morning!! However, I haven't heard from it since I left Seattle The ladies at Starbucks in Seattle, however, wont stop blowing up my cell though

There was this girl who worked at the starbucks down the street from the brewery who was quite hot. She would come into work with her friend and drink beers all night. Her friend had this amazing habit of showing her boobs to whoever would look at them, right in the middle of the bar. One night my friends went back to their apartment after the bar scene. This is the story. Told in the first person, approximately how my friend told it.

So we go to these sluts house, it's like 2am. I'm fuckin shit housed along with my boy and we aren't about to stop drinking anytime soon. The bowl is lit and being passed around, when Angie asks if we need a beer. Fuck ya we do and make em cold. Dumb bitches. They both dissappear for like 10 minutes.

When they return, both are wearing maids outfits and carrying mugs of ice cold beer. Well maids outfits minus a shirt. My deer and headlights look quickly turns to a shit eatting grin. They sit on our laps. We slurp down the most amazing tasting beers while their tits jiggle in our faces. Soon shots are made. All the while these hookers are running around with their tops off. It IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.

Out of the blue Darcy asks "have you ever seen a girl smoke a cigarette with her pussy?". Are you fucking kidding me....? Of course the answer is no. What follows was like a train wreck. You didn't want to watch but couldn't help but stare with wide eye'd amazement.

Darcy takes what little cloths are left off of her body. She lights up a cigarrette with a failed attempt at showing some sexiness. As my friend, myself and Angie sit on the sofa with wild amazement, she proceeds to spread eagle on the chair adjacent to us. The lit cig is placed so gently between the lips and the show begins.

Ill spare the details but using torso vacum pump action one can actually "smoke". Both inhaling and exhaling clouds of smoke. Shortly after my friend told this story, she got the nickname "smoking Darcy". She no longer works or lives in the area. Years from now when she is told by the doctor she has cervical cancer she will look back on her crazy lifestyle and ask herself "was worth it?"

Cheers.

[Angelie]

Mooo